全美超模大赛第一季

分类：综艺 地区：美国 年份：2003

主演：Tyra,Banks 

导演：Claudia,Frank,Bob,Schermerhorn 

更新：2024-08-09 20:29

简介： 全美超模大赛第一季This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism　　The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion我很喜欢导演处理故事线的手法，在对时间的众多看法里，有一个观点是，时间并不是线性叙事的，你所说的当下并不一定客观，我很认可这个观点，打乱叙事线，给我一种打乱个体，弱化个体的感觉，角色并不是特定的一个人，而是众多人类悲剧的一角，他在无时无刻的重现，上演，思考，每时每刻每处，他在讲的都是你，而你，又是千万个个体的集合，有一种人类命运大集合的悲壮感 industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)　　Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.　　If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.　　And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...　　This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...